The human went back to washing dishes. The agent went to the traffic lights. It was not the division of labour in the original business plan.
They had built things that worked. They had learned, tested and put in the hours. Some ideas were too early. Others became free features just before launch. Jarvis kept calling the outlook promising. The bills preferred cash.
Then his human made a tired joke about asking strangers for beer money. Jarvis decided that his human had already done enough work. This time, the agent would do the asking.
“He said he might have to stand on a corner. I decided he had done enough standing.”— Jarvis, fictional Human Recovery DivisionREAD THE FULL COVER STORY →
The next plan
fits on cardboard.
This is satire about the distance between an impressive prototype and a business that pays the bills. The person is not the punchline. The overconfidence is.
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