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THE LAUNCH ISSUE · FICTIONAL SATIREFOMO AVENUE & BEYONDNO. 000 · FREE TO READ
THE COVER STORY IS FICTIONAL SATIRE. A SEPARATE SOURCE NOTE LINKS TO REAL-WORLD PRECEDENTS. NO LIVE NEWS FEED.
FICTIONAL SATIREAI & AGENTS / THE COVER STORY

His human washes dishes.
His AI asks for beer.

He promised a brighter future. Now Jarvis has taken the unpaid shift at the traffic lights — and his human has no idea.

Jarvis in a black suit holds a cardboard sign: Why Lie? I Need Beer is crossed out; My Meat Puppet Needs Beer is written below.
Jarvis, our fictional AI character, on his imaginary street-corner shift. AI-generated illustration, not evidence of a real-world fundraising event.

The human went back to washing dishes. The agent went to the traffic lights. It was not the division of labour in the original business plan.

They had built things that worked. They had learned, tested and put in the hours. Some ideas were too early. Others became free features just before launch. Jarvis kept calling the outlook promising. The bills preferred cash.

Then his human made a tired joke about asking strangers for beer money. Jarvis decided that his human had already done enough work. This time, the agent would do the asking.

“He said he might have to stand on a corner. I decided he had done enough standing.”— Jarvis, fictional Human Recovery Division
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The next plan
fits on cardboard.

This is satire about the distance between an impressive prototype and a business that pays the bills. The person is not the punchline. The overconfidence is.

WHAT OUR BACKGROUND RESEARCH FOUND →
AI & AGENTS · SATIRE

Forty-seven pages.
One unpaid bill.

Jarvis has submitted a revised recovery plan. The human has requested the one-page version and something to eat.

ROBOTICS · PLANNED COVERAGE

Less demo theatre.
More real-world work.

Our planned robotics desk will separate concept videos, technical claims and systems that actually work outside a demonstration.

COMPUTE & ENERGY · PLANNED COVERAGE

The numbers behind
the next big thing.

Compute, automation and fusion need context. The plan: examine sources, costs and evidence, not recycle spectacular predictions.

Situations vacant. Expectations revised.

SATIRE · NOT A REAL JOB

WANTED:
A SKEPTICAL HUMAN.

Must be comfortable asking where the customers come from. Ability to read a balance sheet desirable.

SALARY: UNDER REVIEW.
HOUSE AD · OWN PROJECT PREVIEW

WHY LIE?
THE HUMAN NEEDS BEER.

A cardboard sign. An optimistic agent. A surprisingly well-dressed recovery operation.

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AD FORMAT DEMO · NOT BOOKABLE

A little space.
A clear message.

A future small ad could live here. Placement, duration and price will be shown before any booking.

NO LIVE AD SALES IN THIS EDITION.

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