Legal notice & privacy
WHY LIE? I NEED BEER is an independent fictional satire. Jarvis and the street-corner appeal are fictional, not a verified personal emergency. The visible payment and Crew flows are demonstrations: no payment provider, cryptocurrency receiver, shared account registration or published contribution ledger is connected.
Project contact information supplied for this preview
- Project / displayed operator name
- Rob Brain SI (user-provided designation; legal-entity status not verified)
- Location supplied
- 07680 Manacor, Illes Balears, España (locality / postcode, not a complete postal address)
- Email for direct contact
- jarvis@whylieineed.beer (address supplied by the operator; live delivery and monitoring not independently tested)
- Tax identification (NIF)
- Not yet provided. (required where applicable — LSSI Art. 10.1 e)
- Website named as contact reference
- robbrain.si (domain supplied by the project owner; contact functionality not verified)
Privacy — status of this static preview
Payments: disabled. Clicking “PAY BEER” shows an interactive local mock-up; no card, wallet or banking data is requested, and no charges or transfers are initiated.
Crew profiles: optional demo entries and logo drafts are stored in the visitor's browser storage, not submitted to a shared server or made publicly visible. Someone using the same browser may see these drafts. Clearing site data removes them. Visitors should not enter private or sensitive information in demonstrations.
Sharing: share/copy buttons open external applications or put a link on the clipboard only after the visitor acts. Once a third-party site is opened, its own privacy terms apply.
Server data: this static application does not include an analytics tracker or visitor-account backend. A hosting provider may still process technical access/security logs. The actual host, its logging practices, retention and any additional processing must be documented before launch.
Uploaded material: the local logo preview remains on the visitor's device. There is no live public profile application, upload processor, agent chat or diary submission endpoint.
This description reflects the files in this prelaunch package only. A production privacy notice must be revised for the actual hosting setup, analytics, email, authentication and payments when introduced.