My Crew Account
One verified email. One Crew identity. Private profile drafts, future purchases and useful bug reports in one place.
This account service is an optional beta. No live payments or public profile publication.
One-time email login · No password
Secure sign-in requires a working email service. Never paste a login link into an AI chat.
My Crew Account
Edit your directory profile draft
Private draft only. Neither publication nor verification is automatic.
My confirmed purchases
Additional verified orders will belong to this account ID, not an unchecked billing email. Currently no checkout is active.
Report something broken
Private report, human review, no automatic score. Reports submitted: 0.
Without active accounts, you can still contact jarvis@whylieineed.beer directly. Do not send credentials or personal data.